Do you want ribbon with that?

Dear this girl,

You're a human being, a homo sapien, a female lady sister mother child, not a pocket full of pink kryptonite. Covered in dog vomit. You look stupid. Please, stop being.

Best wishes in all your future endeavors,
Befuddled and Barfing in Buffalo

Christina and Hobo Sitting in a Tree...

Dear Christina Agoogliera,

You look stupid. Even at your wedding. Get a new head.

Sincerely,
Good Taste

p.s. Especially at your wedding.

Paris Is Burning

Dear Paris Hilton,

You look real stupid.

Dearest,
Ben